входит слепой старик со скрыпкой

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'...Mrs Tilly, I think you wrote a lovely well-spelled and grammatical letter to us suggesting that everyone under the age of eighteen should be flogged once a week..?'
'Once a day, Mr de Worde,' said Mrs Tilly. 'That'll teach 'em to go around being young!'

Возраст только немного поменять; 18 - мало слишком. И идеальная будет пара к Never trust anyone over 30.